Turkey Talk: The Best Thanksgiving Puns Ever(2025)

Hey there, pun-lover! Ready to add a little extra flavor to your Thanksgiving feast?

Whether you’re here to spice up your captions, impress the family at dinner, or just share a good laugh, these Thanksgiving Puns are the perfect side dish.

Let’s dig in and serve up some humor that’s stuffed with fun!

Funny Turkey Puns for Thanksgiving🦃

Let’s give ’em something to gobble about.
Quit your squawking and pass the stuffing.
This turkey is stuffed with personality.
Don’t wing it—roast it.
I’m plucking fabulous.
Poultry in motion.
The bird is the word.
Talk turkey to me.
Gobble till you wobble.
Wingman of the year.
Fowl play at the dinner table.
Feather forecast: 100% roasted.
Keep calm and gobble on.
Turkey: the original crowd-flocker.
Cluckin’ delicious.

Thanksgiving Pie Puns🥧

Pie love you more than pumpkin spice.
You’re the apple of my pie.
Crust me, this is good.
Sweetie pie alert!
Life of pie—Thanksgiving edition.
Easy as pie? Not when it’s this good.
Berry thankful for you.
Pie-oneer of flavor.
Piece out, it’s dessert time.
The upper crust of Thanksgiving.
Pumpkin to talk about.
Pie hard: holiday edition.
A slice above the rest.
Pie’m so thankful.

Corny Thanksgiving Puns🍂

Corn to be wild.
Shucks, I’m thankful.
Kernel of truth: I love Thanksgiving.
Popcorn and gratitude.
Cream of the crop.
Harvesting smiles.
Corny but cute.
Don’t stalk me—it’s corn season.
Golden opportunities, golden corn.
The cob squad.
Maize you happy.
Cornfessions of a foodie.
Let’s husk around.
Can’t be ear-resistible.
Corn-gratulations, it’s dinner time.

Leftover Thanksgiving Puns🍗

Feast mode never expires.
Leftovers are gratefully re-heated.
Cold turkey, hot vibes.
Fridge full, heart fuller.
Stuffed again? Yes, please.
Re-heat, repeat, rejoice.
Midnight snack of champions.
Leftovers: the gift that keeps giving.
Turkey déjà food.
Pie in the fridge, joy in my soul.
Recycled deliciousness.
Turkey encore.
Meal prepped by fate.
Feast rewind button.
Gobble again, no shame.

Thanksgiving Drink Puns🍷

Sip, sip, hooray.
Pour some gratitude on me.
Gravy may be thick, but wine flows smoother.
Cheers-giving.
Let’s get basted.
Whiskey me away to Thanksgiving.
Merlot, more laughter.
Sip happens, be thankful.
Pumpkin spiced and everything nice.
Clink and be merry.
Pour decisions, great company.
Gobble and gulp.
Rosé to the occasion.
Grape-ful hearts.
Toasting to turkey times.

Mashed Potato & Side Dish Puns🥔

Mash made in heaven.
Gravy train arriving.
Sweet potato soul.
Peas out, it’s Thanksgiving.
Let’s turnip the fun.
You butter believe it.
Rolls with the best of them.
Talk gravy to me.
Stuffed with gratitude.
Potato perfection.
Dressing to impress.
Just beet it.
Carrot all about family.
Butter late than never.
The side dish spotlight.

Thanksgiving Football Puns🏈

Feast, then fleece the field.
Touchdown turkey.
Tackle the stuffing.
Puntkin pie.
Extra point for gravy.
Kickoff the feast.
Pigskin meets turkey skin.
Quarterbacking my plate.
Play hard, eat harder.
End zone of flavor.
Goal line gravy.
Huddle around dessert.
Field goal? More like feast goal.
Turkey bowl MVP.
Overtime with leftovers.

General Thanksgiving Puns for Captions😂

Let’s get cran-tastic.
Feast mode: activated.
Grateful, stuffed, and blessed.
Gobble gobble, y’all.
Thankful AF (Always Feasting).
November to remember.
Gratitude attitude.
Feast friends forever.
Talk turkey, eat pie.
Pass the joy (and potatoes).
Gobblin’ good vibes.
Thankful & forkful.
Feast your eyes on this plate.
Bird-day party.
Thighs the limit.

Conclusion🧡:

Thanksgiving isn’t just about the food—it’s about sharing laughter, love, and plenty of puns that stick like cranberry sauce. Whether you use these for social media captions, dinner table laughs, or holiday cards, remember: gratitude never goes out of season. Stay thankful, stay punny, and keep gobbling on!